Negro smorgasboard

Another term coined by Mavis Leonard used to refer to the cannibalistic act of devouring an African-American. Her nephew was devoured in a similar manner and she compares this to the Catholic practice of "mackin on Jesus".

Mavis Leonard: Them Catholics wanna mack on my boy. Like some kinda negro smorgasboard they got goin on...

by Steagles June 11, 2006

smore

a hybrid of a smut and whore

i seen my bm, what a smore she turned out to be!

by chivyballz January 12, 2009

smoofy

no definition

"Dude. Smoofy."

by cliche August 15, 2003

Smirf

type of facial expression that is made while peeing

I was smirfing the entire time!

by JungleWalkin' December 11, 2010

smoofie

"Smoofie" is a term of endearment shared among awesomely cool, genuinely nice people. The term is intended to convey respect and affectionate regard, particularly among colleagues who work closely with one-another in a small business. It's a bit silly, but sweetly intended.

In a daily newsletter or blog, for example, the greeting is: "Good Morning, smoofies..."

Or when directly addressing a colleague, you might say, "Hey, smoofie...'sup?"

Please note: this word and its unique spelling is only to be positively construed. Similar words/definitions are not the same.

by KennethTheBarista January 20, 2014

Smorg

Someone who constantly thinks that all of the opposite gender are irresistibly drawn to them

Mordy: yo those chicks were totally checking me out
Meir: na dude were at the dmv chill

Mordy: *stares till they look back*
Meir: stop being such a smorg

by Meir113 September 13, 2016

smorg

crappy cafeteria food, especially from schools/universities

This is the same smorg we had last week!

The cafeteria sign says this fish is scrod. What kind of fish is a scrod? Leave it to the cafeteria people to think of such brilliant names for smorg.

by Vertigo January 11, 2004