Definitions by Meir113

Smorg 

Someone who constantly thinks that all of the opposite gender are irresistibly drawn to them

Mordy: yo those chicks were totally checking me out
Meir: na dude were at the dmv chill

Mordy: *stares till they look back*
Meir: stop being such a smorg

Smorg by Meir113 September 13, 2016