E-simp

An E-simp is similar to a regular simp except that the girl in question exists exclusively online or in digital media, excluding egirls.

A man who prides himself on defending the honor of fictional, digital women.

A man who roleplays a relationship (sexual or platonic) with fictional, digital women.

"I know a guy who says he's dating Monika from DDLC, he's a real E-simp."

by Breaker588 April 16, 2020

Simpsonsquoteitis

The act of quoting various lines and script from "The Simpsons" repeatedly at any given moment when whatever is happening somehow reminds you of a Simpsons episode out of the hundreds of episodes you have memorized and cataloged in your brain. Usually this condition is uncontrollable and the quoter becomes a redundant speaking creature becoming closer still to using Simpsons quotes as a means of communication instead of language. These verbal regurgitates are met with varying reactions depending on whether the receiving party feels like joining in the quote-age. Some may recognize the quote but dismiss it, while others have been known to comment negatively on it, and then there are those unfortunate enough to not know what on earth you are talking about. These poor souls are to be pitied for their lack of Simpsonology. Remained unchecked this condition can potentially spiral out of control until the person is left believing the Simpsons' universe is real, becomes completely unpredictable and repeatedly sings the Itchy and Scratchy song.

Hi diddly ho neighborino!
Okally doakilly! or Get lost Flanders!

Ay Caramba!
Ugh . . . John is quoting the Simpsons again.
D'OH!!

Would a coward do this? BYE!!
Um . . . what?

Simpson eh? Excellent.
Dude stop doing that!

HEY HEY HUUHUHAUHAUHA!!!
Do'h!
OKALLY DOAKILLY DOO!!
Thank you! Come again!
Ha-ha!
Where's my danish?! YOINK! YOINK?
I'm smarter than the Devil! I'm smarter than the Devil!
YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME!!
Everybody loves Ned Flanders!
NOT ME!
Goddamn BOB you really got a bad case of Simpsonsquoteitis.

by HomerGhost December 23, 2009

simp equilibrium

When the amount of simp in a relationship is mutual and in perfect balance ; each partner is being just as much of a simp as the other.

Person 1: Hey man, how's it going with you and Stacey ?
Person 2: Awesome man, I think we've reached simp equilibrium!

by afferz February 1, 2020

Simpathy

The feeling of pity rooted so deep within a guy he puts himself below females in the hopes of getting romantic/sexual relations in return

Simpathy/simpathyze/simpathetic:
After getting flowers everytime they met in person, to him giving her money on Venmo, made her realize the boys simpathetic nature

by M*A February 24, 2020

simp-mania

The entire fucking pokemane chat. This term may also be used on other popular e-girl streamers which are similar to pokemane, in which 30 year old men who live in their moms basement donate 2000 dollars to, in order to get attention from thoust female streamer those type of people are attracted to. If your reading this past 2020, you could find much more information on the word simp on other websites, for example wikipedia.org

*logs on to twitch*
*sees pokemane live*
dam thats gotta be simp-mania over there holy shit

by Smokyoin October 16, 2020

No Simp December

A challenge where the BOYS cant simp in December . since the boys challenged the girls let the girls challenge the boys

"You failed no simp December"

by NOTtheIMPOSTER October 23, 2020

Deku Simp

A simp that only simps for Deku. They devote their life to Deku, and only Deku. If they saw Deku walking down the street coming across a puddle of water, they’d lay down so Deku could walk over them.

Token is the biggest Deku simp I know.

by Neegaboi May 21, 2021