Secret Gay Orgies

Commonly occur on hard floors whilst wearing baggy shorts and singlets. Often referred to as "basketball". Basketball was designed as a homosexual sport, the most obvious evidence of this is that the "key" looks strangely like a penis.

Fred: Hey Bob, want to go watch some Secret Gay Orgies, lots of big black guys all over each other.

Bob: Are the Lakers playing?

Fred: Yes.

Bob: Sick i'm in. They are the best homosexuals.

by TheTruth31. October 13, 2009

JC Secrets

people with the intials J and C share a secret that no one else knows

not even a russian spy could solve the JC Secrets

by team JC September 10, 2010

weird secret sex lips

Usually refers to the features of a man who has strangely feminine lips. Such features usually make someone look like they keep some kind of vilainous sexploitation secret IE. Sex trafficker, pedophile, rapists or other sexual aggressor.

"You stay over there with your weird secret sex lips."

by Mr B*tchMaker March 14, 2019

Secret Weapon

A sick track on vinyl that is purposefully produced in limited numbers so that it does not become mainstream -- or if it does become mainstream, it's part of a contiguous mix, not a single track so wannabe DJs can't spin it.

Usually the highlight of the rave, mix, etc. It's a track you want to rewind several times for.

"When that DJ dropped his secret weapon last night, the rave went fucking nuts!"

"I'm trying to find that amazing track the DJ played the other night." "No way, you won't find it man, that was a secret weapon."

by hoojchoons August 13, 2009

Secret

Something wich is no more the moment two people know it.

-"Can I tell you a secret?"

-"If you do it will be a secret no longer".

by asddsa June 6, 2010

Pocket Secret

(n.) Your "deepest, darkest" secrets, stowed away in a tiny pocket within your mind. When asked to share a secret, we generally skim over these because they are either too dark to be revealed to others, or are locked within our subconscious - because your conscious mind could not handle the vulgarity of the act(s) - and sometimes only in our slumber are we ever aware of these. Pocket secrets are shared on the rarest occasions, if ever.

Barbie: Tell me a secret
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)

by lyssaloo September 8, 2009

Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret: Lace in your ass-crack is uncomfortable.

Victoria's Secret must stay secret, or else she'll be poor.

by GAWII March 1, 2009