heteroflexible

A faggot in denial.

Chuck: I got bagged by some Jimmy in the arse last night

Earl: You fag!

Chuck: I'm not a fag, man... just... heter... heteroflexible *cries*

by asddsa October 21, 2010

BitTorrent

Supreme God of Computer Programs. Nuff' said.

BitTorrent, God of Gods

by asddsa January 26, 2010

Dumplings

Old fashioned slang for (Usually Chinese or Far Eastern) Boobies.

Look at Kailee's jiggling dumplings

by asddsa January 22, 2010

Secret

Something wich is no more the moment two people know it.

-"Can I tell you a secret?"

-"If you do it will be a secret no longer".

by asddsa June 06, 2010

Sacred

Something that nothing is.

"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "Ni!" at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred."

by asddsa February 06, 2010

<3

A sideways scrotum, ballsack, skinpurse, gonads, children container. A heart? Pffft! don't you see one is lower than the other?

Oh that's so nice <3<3<3<3<3 (Heap of testopairs)

by asddsa April 23, 2010

Golden Crotch

The Blonde equivalent to the Fire Crotch, but rarer, since even if blondes are somewhat more numerous than redheads (obviously discarding Artificial Blondes), the Golden Crotch can only be found among the clearest on the blonde Hair Spectrum, a very unusual and attractive shiny golden tone, usually no different from the hair color, or not much, unlike most true Blondies who have it light brown-ish. Usually accompanied by Holden Hair in the rest of the Body, even the Eyelashes!

After all the vigorous Drunken Brawling with Catherine last night all that I could remember was that shiny, Blinding Golden Crotch. I felt like I was penetrating a Frikin' Star!

That Golden Crotch was so Bling Bling that her Crabs had fifty Hookers each.

by asddsa May 03, 2010