Definitions by asddsa

heteroflexible

A faggot in denial.

Chuck: I got bagged by some Jimmy in the arse last night

Earl: You fag!

Chuck: I'm not a fag, man... just... heter... heteroflexible *cries*

heteroflexible by asddsa October 21, 2010

Secret

Something wich is no more the moment two people know it.

-"Can I tell you a secret?"

-"If you do it will be a secret no longer".

Secret by asddsa June 6, 2010

Golden Crotch 

The Blonde equivalent to the Fire Crotch, but rarer, since even if blondes are somewhat more numerous than redheads (obviously discarding Artificial Blondes), the Golden Crotch can only be found among the clearest on the blonde Hair Spectrum, a very unusual and attractive shiny golden tone, usually no different from the hair color, or not much, unlike most true Blondies who have it light brown-ish. Usually accompanied by Holden Hair in the rest of the Body, even the Eyelashes!

After all the vigorous Drunken Brawling with Catherine last night all that I could remember was that shiny, Blinding Golden Crotch. I felt like I was penetrating a Frikin' Star!

That Golden Crotch was so Bling Bling that her Crabs had fifty Hookers each.

Golden Crotch by asddsa May 3, 2010

<3

A sideways scrotum, ballsack, skinpurse, gonads, children container. A heart? Pffft! don't you see one is lower than the other?

Oh that's so nice <3<3<3<3<3 (Heap of testopairs)

<3 by asddsa April 23, 2010

Sacred 

Something that nothing is.

"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "Ni!" at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred."

Sacred by asddsa February 6, 2010

BitTorrent 

Supreme God of Computer Programs. Nuff' said.

BitTorrent, God of Gods

BitTorrent by asddsa January 26, 2010

Dumplings 

Old fashioned slang for (Usually Chinese or Far Eastern) Boobies.

Look at Kailee's jiggling dumplings

Dumplings by asddsa January 22, 2010