scorecard

to keep track of the past behaviors of a significant other, both positive and negative, in order to justify a future action on your part. also "scorecarding"

OLIVIA - "Bill kissed some other girl, so it's okay if I kiss someone else too"
OLIVIA'S FRIEND - "Olivia, don't scorecard, it will ruin your relationship"

by Pandemic August 6, 2005

score guy

A guy who gets a full intercourse with every single girl he meets at work, in the street or in a night club. In other words, he gets a full home run.

Luke:"Hey Fredo, did you hear what Peter did last night?"
Fredo:"No, tell me!"
Luke:"He went to a posh party downtown and met a girl named River. After ten minutes they both left the party and went to a motel".
Fredo:"Wow, he has scored another time! He is a score guy!".

by hotbabyface December 16, 2010

the scone

to perform "the scone" you have to roast a pig while having a spot of tea and crumpets on her back

guy 1 "dude last night i was givin the scone to this slut when i spilt the tea and burned my hand"

by the Trogg March 3, 2008

Thin Scones

Flat scones popular in the Glasgow area particularly among musical theatre types.

Oh aye, Thin Scones...

by ohayethinscones November 23, 2009

score whore

Often a player in a FPS or other games who is obsessed with their score. They believe that having the highest score signifies that they are the best player, and therefore should be worshipped accordingly.

"K89lemur is a real score whore, he thinks that just because he has the highest score, he's the best player, even though I killed him twice as many times as he killed me."

by Nathan Heller August 1, 2006

SCOPE

To check out.

Ay, SCOPE this out...that ain't his girl he makin out wit.

by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003

scoreboard complex

When someone plays a game and must aim to be at the top of the scoreboard.

Ian has such a scoreboard complex! He has to get a high score every time he plays Tetris.

by elementoflazy July 6, 2009