rumple stiltskin

the act of placing the testicles in a hig powered vacumn cleaner causing extreme damage to the scrotum

his girlfriend performed a rumple stiltskin on him after she found out he had herpes.

by jinglebells777777 January 20, 2011

rumpie

A guy with an attractive and notably hairless butt.

Regardless of what they believe, only about one man in ten is a genuine rumpie.

by Amanda Linn July 18, 2003

Rumpian

same as homosexual male.

Lorenzo likes dudes and is, therefore, a rumpian. If he's got candles going and the massage oil out, keep clear as he'll be balls deep by the time the Three's Company return can have its first sexual innuendo. Done and done.

by Kourage April 10, 2004

Rump Zombie

Slang term for homosexual male. One who gets it in the butt so often the walk stiff legged like a zombie.

"That guy is walking strangly"
..""he must be a rump zombie"

by Caroline Schmitt and Shane Hancock created by Corey Ohlinger January 26, 2008

Rumpaton

to be outclassed in every way in every situation

dammit...i just got rumpatoned by him

by Last-Dancer May 30, 2003

rumpfucker

1. The act of being an asshole to a lady. 2. Also can be used as a prank.

Example 1
Parker: Go get me a sandwhich!
Heather: (to friend) God! he's such a rumpfucker!
Example 2
Ben: (to Gaurd) Hi, I'm here to see Mr. rumpfucker
Gaurd: Excuse me?

by malimali December 7, 2007

rump biscuit

When you try to go to the bathroom, and one hard, stinky, ball exits your rectum.

I sat on the toilet for an hour and all I made was one rump biscuit.

by Dick Motion July 5, 2008