rub one out

when a male polishes his peuter until climax, then proceeds to bust a nut.

i was wathcing womens curling yesterday then i rubbed one out real sly like

by assplunder October 29, 2003

rub the magic lamp

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.

She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.

by J. Kimble July 25, 2008

rub a dub

A bum, homeless person, or undesirable of either sex. The term does apply to street musicians, the working poor, or temporarily homeless people who keep themselves tidy. It also does not have racial connotations. Rather, it refers to people who are poor, filthy and homeless as a result of their own character flaws, such as laziness, surliness, alcoholism, drug addiction, etc.

"Boy, there are a lot of rub a dubs downtown today. Is somebody giving away hot dogs?"

by kingofthenerds November 13, 2007

Rub and Slug

When you are giving a guy a handjob and when he blows his load you punch him in the face.

Tracey gave Randy a Rub and Slug after he took her to Denny's for their 10th anniversary.

by puddydoody July 29, 2010

Rub The Nub

The Act Of Male Masturbation Involving a Choad.

I used to think he jacked off but now since he has a choad he just rub the nub!

by TheCorgasm July 2, 2009

Rub some paint

When you are at a stop light and a dumbass pulls up next to you revving their engine and wants to race. While you are racing, you bump cars exchanging paint.

Driver: I think this guy wants to rub some paint
Passenger: Let's smoke em!

Driver: Look, those guys up there are rubbing paint!

by shinerbock February 4, 2010

Rub One Outtie

Instead of offering ordinary conventional temporary outdoor toilet providers such as Porta John, Porta Potty, and or Johnny-on-the-Spot. Perverted get togethers like NAMBLA, Gay Erotic Expo, Gay Pride Parade, or The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo would have a strong need for a Rub One Outtie. A Rub One Outtie or "Rub-1-Outtie" is a simple portable enclosure containing a lotion dispenser, toilet, paper towel rack, and hand sanitizer dispenser. They are often constructed out of lightweight molded plastic and the only come in the color pink. In areas listed below Rub One Outtie's have been given a slang name called "Ronaldo-Awn-Thsa-Sthpoths" and "Jack-off-In-the-Box".
1. Washington, D.C.
2. Pasadena, Calif.
3. Seattle, Wash.
4. Cambridge, Mass.
5. Atlanta, Ga.
6. Asbury Park, NJ.

"Jenny's ass look so fine at the show last night...I was an inch away from hitting the Rub One Outtie up".

"The Run-1-Outtie's at the MSG Elton John show were so much cleaner than the ones at PNC Bank Art Center Judas Priest show".

by Pete Davis January 21, 2014