Robbert

Has a really big shlong

Damn Robbert has a really big shlong

by Puertorico85 October 1, 2019

His name is Robert Paulson

When you go to the video store and rent a wicked old VHS of Fight Club to watch with your hot girlfriend (must be brunette or it doesn't work as good) and you watch the movie and get kinky with her in the Robert Paulson scene.

After the film you do the nasty and halfway through you completely go limp, totally dead, you hold your breath for as long as you can until that bitch thinks you're dead. Then and only then will she start to chant "His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson." Then you finish inside her like never before and you realise that there is no girlfriend and she is actually your hand. Fight Clubbed.

Hahah, Dwayne watched Fight Club alone last night and totally did a His name is Robert Paulson again..

by Putnum27 March 6, 2013

Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit

To come unglued, to meltdown, to panic and not know what to do, to become alarmed and do nothing or do the wrong thing.

According to local stories, a gentleman named Robert Hall tailored suits of dubious quality that came apart at the seams in very short order.

Synonym Phrase: The wheels fell off

After leading the league for most of the season, the Phillies will probably fall apart like a Robert Hall suit and finish in last place.

by Stainless Steel Cat May 8, 2008

robert may

The most perfect man alive. He's sweet, caring, gentle, and nice. He's absolutely charming and can sweep you off your feet in minutes. He's fun to talk to and loves unconditionally. Usually tall with brown hair. Also can be a really big nerd.

Anastasia: have you met Robert may?

Autumn: yes. He's so dashing.

by Darth mauls big toe December 17, 2013

Robert Clack

Robert Clack is a well rated school in the Borough of Barking and Dagenham, named after the Dagenham mayor of the same name.

Person 1: What school are you going to

Person 2: Robert Clack Comprehensive

by CCRobertClack December 11, 2019

RobertDaNoob

a discord user (RobertDaNoob#7067).
He usually says surviv.io is the best io (jk its a piece of shet)
mysterious fire boy you wouldnt like to mess with

RobertDaNoob is sus

by notp_ October 4, 2021

cuban robbery

When you break into someone's house and steal all and only their food.

Yo Rob you want to go pull a cuban robbery on that waffle house?

by RickySikeman March 2, 2017