Quantum truth

A fact who's degree of truthiness changes upon observation.

" I make my own homemade soup" , stated Jerry to the group.

"Oh, really? What kind?" Inquired Beth.
"He means heats up Trader Joe's soup on his stove instead of the microwave ", said Rick. "It's his favorite quantum truth- it seems real but totally falls apart once you look at him"

by dv1d June 26, 2017

quantum kick

When you kick someone from a Discord server that wasn’t even in said server to begin with

“I want to kick mark but he’s not in the server”
“Well quantum kick him instead”

by TriTron_ May 9, 2018

Quantum Pill Bug

It's a rolley-polley that bends time and space. Can also describe a really annoying rolley-polley if it deletes reality.

Me:One time my foot was deleted by a Quantum Pill Bug
Friend:......How?..and What?

Me:It's a rolley-polley that bends time and space! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW!?

by Chubbydude June 3, 2018

Quantum Simp

A state in which you have both been in a relationship with and also been friendzoned by someone you are simping for

After being friendzoned by his crush, Larry had become a quantum simp

by Barry burr October 21, 2020

quantum bike phenomenon

When someone is on a bicycle he doesn't have to follow the laws of traffic, until he gets into an accident. From the second before the collision until the second after he becomes a vehicle and suddenly all laws of traffic apply to him. This phenomenon is up until the time of writing only been observed when the cyclist isn't breaking any laws as a vehicle.

person in car: "Hey dude why did you drive so recklessly?"
person on bike: "It's okay because I wasn't a vehicle until you hit me, so you are the bad driver."
person in car: "Ah I see, the quantum bike phenomenon. I was clearly wrong here, sorry for the inconvenience."

by ThatGreenGuy8 November 14, 2020

Quantum Extraphysics

Quantum Extraphysics is a hypothesis about quantum mechanics and extraphysical mechanics whete there are quantum states of matter on extraphysical level. Where both, quantum mechanics and extraphysical mechanics are the same thing on different levels of nature.

"Quantum Extraphysics is a really mindblowing hypothesis, it might be useful to explain extraphysical superposition and quantum afterlife."

by Full Monteirism January 16, 2021

Quantum IQ

A state in which your intelligence quotient is is both incredibly high and retardedly low at the same time.

Adam is the smartest guy I know, but he also does really stupid shit. I think he has quantum IQ.

by Cateye5 May 4, 2021