Pulpit Rock

the wooded area across from costco ish

Person 1: You were at Pulpit Rock today?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Woah no way, I was there too

Person 2: Woah so cool

by radicalreflector November 2, 2019

pulpitations

Tremors and involuntary shivers caused by either spending too long in church, or being overwhelmed by one or more powerful sermons.

I generally feel turned off (and usually **turn off** the TV or radio as a result) when I hear an evangelist roaring about Hellfire and brimstone... what do they want me to do --- get major pulpitations just from listening to those ego-inflated frauds rail about non-important issues???

by QuacksO January 14, 2020

pulpiteer

A ventriloquist who uses his show to promote his theological beliefs.

The term "pulpiteer" can also refer to one or more of the elders in a church who use their preacher as merely a "figurehead" or "mouthpiece on strings" to deceive their parishioners for their own greedy benefit and/or nefarious goals.

by QuacksO January 15, 2020

pulpophile

A person with sexual attraction to orange juice; or Hajime's sexual orientation.

Hajime is such a pulpophile, yesterday I caught him attempting to serenade his orange juice!

by Klaus Hargreeves :) October 30, 2020

pulpaphobic

Pulpaphobic when not liking pulp scared of the texture

My friend is so pulpaphobic when I told her I liked my orange juice with pulp

by Sloneopulppopo August 3, 2021

pulpinating

When the heat off the illicit took is eminating heat

The tool is pulpinating with heat

by Playen March 30, 2022

Pulpy Asshole

Cutting up a prolapsed asshole and then stuffed back into them and creampied. Thus creating a pulpy texture inside.

I wanna fuck your pulpy asshole

by ApolloBot April 25, 2022