premature geyser

When you are on your bed beating your cock so hard that your cum unexpectedly flies up into your face and mouth.

Ryan: Dude I experienced a premature geyser last night.

Me: Sorry to hear that man.

by nico jack pepper November 15, 2017

permacum

When a female hits a climax again and again and again and again. She orgasms until she can’t take it. This is about 15+ times of an orgasm in a row... after the 3rd it’s usually on.

I rode His dick like a cowgirl, hit permacum and I continued to nut over and over and over again. Wow, felt amazing.

by JBBC February 7, 2018

Predact

The action of moving your goalkeeper in FIFA to predict where your opposition is going to shoot.

"HA! Get predacted, cock-sucker. I knew you'd shoot near-post you obvious cunt!"

"What a predaction, bitch! Nice finesse shot, shame I was standing far-post 3 hours before you did it."

by dilshannn7 August 14, 2019

Premala Effect

A facade of choice, in which you feel powerless to oppose and refuse to escape from, out of guilt and fear of missing out.

Miss Angela giving OPTIONAL extra lessons but is actually hella compulsory. Is this the Premala Effect?

by Lorelaiby July 29, 2020

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.

I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021

Preach

when 2 people, whom refuse to admit that they like eachother, are flirting.

Tom and Ruby were talking to much, Preach.

by ssheeeeesh March 10, 2023

premature celebration

Throwing a party or celebrating an event before it is appropriate. Most often done in an effort to fit the schedule of someone other than the party honoree.

Kelly: Why are we having cake today? Isn't Cara's birthday next Friday?

Mark: Yeah, but her boss is on vacation next week, so we're having a premature celebration.

by Fireball D May 7, 2009