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Where niggas go to cure their depression
Jason: MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH MEEEE

Jonathon: Bro’s over hoes

Jonathon: just use the hub

Jason: what’s the hub??

Jonathon: you don’t know pornhub

Jason: no

Jonathon: it’s where there is videos of sex

Jason: I don’t wanna watch people have it I wanna have it

Jonathon: you can use it to jack off

Jason: BETTTTT
by Baby Germany May 4, 2020
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YouTube but you can post whatever you want as long as it is legal.
Yesterday I used PornHub instead of YouTube and I had a much better time. I didn’t even look at any porn!
by QwertyOne-Thirty September 19, 2020
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Good lord; Lets finalize this shit
1, Best definition. A website that has a way friendlier comment section than Youtube does
*Me asking for help on homework*
Youtube
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
Fortfag01: "Figure it out you fucking retard."
Me: "Fuck this site, I'm going to Pornhub where I can get some real help."

Pornhub
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
felchgod69: "Oh yeah the answer is just x=4"
Me: "Thanks!"

2. A childrens gaming site

3. The reason for the clear history button and ctrl shift backspace on chrome.

4. Karen filter

5. What your school blocked.

6. a visual of urban dicktonary (yes, dicktonary)

7. Banned yt videos.

use a proxy lol beachball.live
PornHub

Here: Take some yummy cheezy piza

-Nate
by NateYT September 23, 2020
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a very fun site to watch with ur parents if ur horny
hey wanna watch pornhub im down
by memegod ۝ ۞ September 23, 2020
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pornhub.coom

Random Geek on the internet: Oops i accidently put pornhub.coom instead of pornhub.com
by Finalized/ October 16, 2020
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You wanted to watch some porn and jerk off while crying, desperate for your daily dose of dopamine from wanking to make up for the fact that you have nothing to be happy about, let alone social life or academic results. But in your thirst for porn, you made a fatal mistake and didn't type a full stop, bringing you here.
Just go and watch some porn or some shit like that. I just cant bear to look at you any longer. Go. pornhubcom. LMAO
by punctuation matters? November 12, 2020
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pornhub jingle

A sound which brings great joy to horny teens and shitty father's alike
I smiled when I heard the pornhub jingle on my adult film
by B1g E December 21, 2020
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