Poopass

A new-ish insult formed from the 2 words poop and ass. I first heard my three year old cousin say it to his mom. People who eat the poopass are certified Shit-Eaters, they guzzle it like they get paid to. A synonym for poopass is Shitassington, meaning you have a butt that no matter how many time you wipe people can still smell it on you. Sometimes it is also used to describe a poopass trait.

1st example
Little cousin: Mommy, mommy.
Auntie: what honey
Little cousin: you eat the poopass
Auntie: Watch your mouth!
Second Example
Me: I think Kim Kardashian has no skill in anything, she can't sing, dance and she's not funny.
Therapist:Would you say she has no skills then?
Me: No she is very skilled in being a poopass, since she's a certified Shitassington.
Therapist: She does eat the poopass.

by Hold_Me_Down_fore_I_Stab_Thee May 19, 2023

owl poops

when owls have a bowel movement and a poops comes out with fur and skelatons of undigested animals the owl has made a meal out of.

Ron Weasley: whats that your owl just dropped?

Harry Pootter: an owl poops. want one?

by sexiipoops May 17, 2011

freaking poops

it is slang for being told that you are being drafted into war.

i'm so sorry but you are being freaking poopsed...

by zaqwsxedrctfvgybunimo June 25, 2019

Leaning Tower of Poopsa

A turd so long it touches the bottom of the bowl before leaving one's asshole, causing the turd to lean and get poop on your balls.

The toilets in this foreign hotel are so shallow, I took a leaning tower of poopsa.

by sidewinder717 November 11, 2013

poopsex

The act of masturbating with a poop filled condom. Generally this is done shortly after defecating into the condom. Saran Wrap may also be used.

I love a warm sticky session of poopsex, but the condoms are kinda expensive.

by Tinynuts McGee February 20, 2005

poopshank

noun: bullshit; said in diebelief or anger

a teacher tells you: you failed 3rd grade
your answer:That's POOPSHANK!

by mic e j January 1, 2004

Rooty Poops

Scrubs, second-stringers, substitutes, or benchwarmers of a sports team. Second-rate things of any kind.

The game was getting late and we were losing 41-0, so the coach sent in all the rooty poops.

by stuby November 27, 2010