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Percus

When a poo is hanging out of your bottom
Bronwen: What's a word that rhymes with circus?
Hannah: Percus
by c76mb March 3, 2022
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percussasyllabi fication.

Scat singing, but with words that have meaning.

I.e. Sammy Rae.
Sammy Rae music is so bussin. It’s almost percussasyllabi fication.
by No longer hairy ass April 22, 2023
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Ballbag Percussion

The noise made giving a girl a hiding where ones balls slaps against their ass.
"I banged Shirley the other day and orchestrated Ballbag Percussion".
by Big Dilney March 27, 2015
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A Percussive Spoog

Any spoog sounding a rhythm, of sorts, on impact
It was far from a percussive spoog to be honest
by Mr G. Wankershaw June 7, 2019
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John Persse

A best friend. A boyfriend. Someone who loves his best friend (as a best friend) and feels the need to tell her many many many times when he's black out drunk. He loves a hazy IPA, expensive sushi (even if its not great quality, as long as it's expensive and the ambience is hip), and a swish Patagonia clothing item.

Note from John: "I have a nice butt. It's not too big, it's not to small, but it's kind of nice and perky and people like looking at it."
A classic John knock knock joke:

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there"

"A big dicked, sexy man"

"Oh, come on in John Persse!!!"
by Poobumhead123404 March 11, 2020
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The Persassies

The followers of the King Persassy Jackson
You should follow the persassies on tiktok they're elite
by k_a_y July 21, 2020
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piss persistent porn puzzle

used for someone or something believed to be the worst person or thing possible
“Benjie is such a piss persistent porn puzzle
by fitty with titties May 21, 2021
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