Peef

When you aren't sure if you want Pork or Beef.

Chantelle wasn't sure what she wanted, so she asked for Peef.

by olephant August 16, 2023

Hairy Peeter

Slang word for grocery store Harris Teeter

Going to Hairy Peeter to buy beer

by kdee May 11, 2006

Sneaky Peet

When you're showering with your girl and as she lathers up her hair and tucks back under the water, you piss all over her feet. This secret golden shower is known as the Sneaky Peet.

"I pulled a sneaky peet on the old lady last night in the shower."

"What's that?"

"Its when you give her a golden shower but she doesn't even know"

by Get Crumpd September 17, 2019

jeezel peets

A n expression originally declared in Michigan but adopted by people from Clermont county Ohio that expresses disgust, surprise, and shock.

You: My son was bit by a fire ant and his foot is swollen.

Me: Jeezel peets!!

by Dyer dog May 6, 2021

Peestipated

When you have to go pee but you held it in for song long that it's hard to get it out. And you may have to push on your bladder.

Math class was so long that I got fucking peestipated.

by jahina December 1, 2017

peef

Any fur or hair expelled from a mammal onto a shirt, commonly dark in color.

That cat just peefed on me!

by mengis August 31, 2006

peetz

Abbreviation of the word "pizza"

Man, I'm so hungry...

Yeah, dood, same here, I could really go for some fuckin' peetz right now

by CAPTAINSQUAVE April 9, 2012