Pakistan

A great country designed to be at complete peace. It hasn't reached the point yet but it's getting there.
It really depends on the people you know in Pakistan to actually get an opinion.
The stupid 'do u wan my frandship' stereotype isn't really accurate. There are tons of classy people in Pakistan who does bother standing out like the other illiterate types.
The majority of Pakistanis to be associated with (the ones in the upper and upper-middle classes) are polite and really know how to have fun.
Pakistani women are usually shy at first but can turn out to be party animals if you can get then out of their shells or loosen up with a few drinks.
Paki is pretty cool. The country needs improvement but the people are great.

"We're going to Pakistan this winter because apparently, it snowed in the capital city (not a common occurance)"

by Mara February 25, 2007

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Institute of Chartered Accountants of Pakistan (ICAP)

The Institute of Chartered Accountants of Pakistan (ICAP) is the formal institute bearing corporate veil via which innocent kids are legally bounded to accept slavery contracts with audit firms for more than 3 years after sticking in the pipeline of CA Foundation and intermediate exams for more than 4 years on average. It reflects the 6-8 years of total misery of students who opted for ICAP, leaving 70% unqualified in the end, rushing towards ACCA/CIMA/CIA/ICAEW or other foreign qualification after wasting golden period.

BEWARE to choose ICAP! have some mercy on yourself and don't go for Institute of Chartered Accountants of Pakistan (ICAP).

Enjoy your student life please and never think about ICAP to ruin the good days.

by ICAP Victim :D November 1, 2011

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Pakistan

The single country left on Earth which is not boring.

Person A: Where you from?
Person B: From Pakistan.
Person C: Dang, I wish I was from there.

by paki_Hulk April 24, 2010

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pakistallion

Taken from the movie Rocky, and adapted for Pakistani male studs.

Damn, that boy Jooj is a Pakistallion.

by chunkyjooj January 10, 2007

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Pakistan

A country compromised of four disparate ethnic races united by history, tradition and religion. Was formed in 1947 with the enthusiastic support of India's Muslims to defend their religio-political rights. Has fought 3 wars with India over the Muslim majority Kashmir region. Kashmiris tend to support Pakistan in Cricket matches and would prefer Pakistan over Ram Raj (take it from a Kashmiri. Kher Chus Kashmiris). Hence enraged Indians take to the internet to vent their pent up frustration. (See below). Is often accused of harboring and helping terrorists, overlooking the fact that they hide in the inaccessible and never once occupied/directly ruled Tribal Areas and that support stems from the Afghanistan Conflict of the 1980's during which the West backed Islamic militants who've come back to haunt them.

1,Indian : I'll hate your country, insult and degrade its people, and then question why it came into existence. I'll talk about your founding father in inappropriate terms overlooking the fact that one of mine was half naked 24/7 and the other made himself into a man whore to get ahead. I'll accuse your country of harboring militants overlooking the fact that thats exactly what I did in 1971. I'll ridicule your religion forgetting that drinking cow urine is holy in mine.

2,American : You bitches better catch Osama!

Pakistani : The same one you once paid, armed and supported? Him?

American...

by Srinagarsheikh1234 November 5, 2009

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