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Check My Crotch Pose

A posture to show off a bulge of one's penis in the pants. Its like, WELL WELL, look what I got down here in my pants!
*WINK WINK*

Posture is achieved either by thrusting the pelvis forward or spreading the legs in a standing posture.

Meaning of the posture in males is to get the attention of the females of the species by showing the prowess of one's genital area, thus meaning a high probability of procreative ability.

A variation of the expression is one where the word crotch is replaced by the word COCK. It will preserve the letters in the acronym of the original expression.
Hurry, Jay, Mallu is comming this way. SHOW YOUR CHECK MY CROTCH POSE NOW!

(Mallu is a girl who Jay likes. Jay flexes his pelvis so that his penis tighten the textile in his jeans' frontal crotch area.)
by Mr. Bulgarian Bulge January 23, 2011
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skater girl poser

A bitch who skates for friends/boyfriends. Not good at actual skating, but really good at holding an unscratched plan b board.
Hey Becky I like your board

Thanks, I love it so much it really isn't heavy at all!

Do an ollie

I would but my heel hurts and I don't feel good #skatergirlzswag skater girl poser
by Based_Kid13 June 23, 2014
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New York pause

In traffic control, the brief interval when a traffic light shows a red (for "stop") in all directions.

Until the 1970s, most traffic lights would switch red-to-green at the same instant that the other direction went yellow-to-red. Because accidents would sometimes occur at that transition, New York City innovated a phase, usually about three to five seconds, of all-red lights, so the intersection would be completely clear before actuating the green ("go") signal. The "New York pause" has become widespread across the U.S.
The New York pause came to Michigan traffic lights by 1990.

Because drivers are so impatient, we ended up with the New York pause.
by Consider Her Ways May 27, 2021
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poser

One who attempts to appear to others as something they are not, especially by their manner of dress; a charlatan.

also 'poseur'
Take off that gold chain Julio, you're such a fucking poser!
by Tracey December 28, 2003
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poser anarchist

someone who doesnt know what anarchism is and always is saiyng that he/she is an anarchist.
veronica<<<<< she who claims that she is an anarchist.even tho she has no idea what it is.she just says she is one becuz of what other ppl say.
by anonymous July 20, 2004
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jailhouse pose

Posing for a picture as if one were locked behind bars in a jail. This could include squatting down low to the ground and throwing up gang signs, or standing up with arms crossed, head to the sky, acting real confident,
Oh hey man bust a jailhouse pose..Aunt Betty's bout to take a picture!!
by Molly Mollzzzz October 19, 2008
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poser punk

She thinks she so punk by wearing converse and black clothes and a studded belt.. Oh wow shes so punk..Not
by shut_up_x September 14, 2005
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