offshorcing

Off shore out sourcing

Marty indicated that offshorcing was one of the reasons that the blue crab supply in Maryland was able to be maintained this year, when there was less of a yield in the bay.

by Camp4jim December 28, 2013

offshade

Having anal sex with the lights turned off.

Man, I just had the best offshade last night.

by theglassphantom73 September 11, 2016

offshoot

a collateral or derived branch, descendant, or member of a total part

The prescription is an "offshoot" of the doctor...

by jocatrin October 5, 2017

offshoreer

A dude who is offshore

Dude I'm such an offshoreer

by cliphe November 6, 2017

Offshoring

Offshoring (the responsibility) - finding someone to blame for not doing your work well. Often done by incompetent lowlifes in workplaces that depend on team accountability, like government positions. Could cause someone to fail upward in life, if their boss values a good lack of integrity and morals. Also, a neat exit hatch for a politician when under pressure of journalists.

Boss: Did you ship that urgent and crucial order last month?
Employee: Nah, I couldn't read the handwriting of Janet from sales.
Boss: Nice offshoring there, employee! We're going out of business now, but I will make sure to write a stellar recommendation letter for you.

by Atlanntas January 8, 2018

Offsense

When ur high

Due to thinking of all the negative affects that could come out of all the things your doing at that exact second

Dude I’m having such offsense right now

by Boston hours January 5, 2019

offshore

An offshore is an individual who services the the website change request tickets. Located on foreign soil, they are often only available after 10PM CST. This individual may have English as a second language and utilize the a sub-par microphone on their Webex meetings so that everyone has to determine whether its the microphone quality or heavy accent that is causing the communication problems. Not on shore.

Man this offshore is one a million, they were able to successfully implement what I'm requesting.

by Onshore1493 December 23, 2019