The 12th of every month is National Tit Day which is where you titty fuck all day and bite or suck any tit in sight.
by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6786827635876 May 12, 2011
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If you're sick enough to try to Rape someone then you should be ready to suffer the consequences cause there will be people after you we can guarantee that you sick animal. We have eyes everywhere. remember, this maybe a urban definition, but we will be the definition of your retirement. We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. we do not forget. Expect us.
send this to anyone who is against us, or our morals do not believe National Rape Day is a real thing cause it is not.
by ThatOneIdiot69 April 17, 2021
When your crush comes up to you and says “Hey, your my crush.” Then, you wake up from sleeping during class and serve lunch detention. National Crush day is April 16. Go on and hug your crush, if you want. (:
Veronica: Hey look! It’s National Crush Day
Betty: I know
Jughead: Hey Betty, national crush day huh?
Betty: Um yeah?
Jughead: Your my crush
Betty: I know
Jughead: Hey Betty, national crush day huh?
Betty: Um yeah?
Jughead: Your my crush
by AnonymousDumpling 🥟 April 06, 2019
by Sam that made national Anna da April 12, 2019
*Person and Mackenzie are waiting in line*
Person: Here, let me pay for your coffee
Mackenzie: Thank you, but why?
Person: It’s (National Mackenzie Day), thats why!
Person: Here, let me pay for your coffee
Mackenzie: Thank you, but why?
Person: It’s (National Mackenzie Day), thats why!
by Sarah’s Secret Account October 27, 2019
by Chef Sid July 08, 2021