"So I put the row subtotals in pink on a blue background, these column subtotals in orange on a black background, put the totals in tangerine on a teal background and highlighted the negative values in fuchsia. This should make it really clear to understand. What is your problem?"
"You're murdering the rainbow."
"You're murdering the rainbow."
by polony November 24, 2013

A New York City slang term for a marijuana delivery service that uses motor vehicles to delivery the marijuana directly to its customers.
by goodprop April 25, 2011

by Mark kalif June 10, 2018

Like committing murder, but only it just sounds catchier and is obviously more appealing to your average killer. It's also what your friends will want to do if you won't stop having one-on-one conversations on the group chat.
Friend 1: If you two don't shut up about smurfs I swear I'm gonna Kermit murder
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN
by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020

One who comments on a facebook status with a random word, or stupid joke that no one understands or everyone hates, therefore causing other people the sudden urge not to comment on it. Usually this person is not liked by anyone on facebook, and in most cases real life.
Also see comment murder
Also see comment murder
Person 1 (Joe just posted "asdfhsadf" on my status.)
Person 2 (Wow he's such a friggen comment murderer)
Person 2 (Wow he's such a friggen comment murderer)
by ChAoS x DaRk April 9, 2011

Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.
by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

A trick that is taken way to far, but then treated in light hearted manner when the matter is addressed.
Person 1: "Oh, I am sorry that I crashed your car. It was just a prank."
Person 2:"Yes, a murder prank!"
Person 2:"Yes, a murder prank!"
by Jessica Potgieter August 18, 2016
