junk mail

When you receive an email with a picture of some random dude's dick or 'junk'.This is typically done to shock or embarrass your friends while at work, but random 'junk mailing' does happen from time to time.

"Ah man. Eddie totally hit me with some junk mail while my boss was at my desk. Now he thinks I'm into cock. I should have known it was junk mail."

by Chance2124 April 10, 2008

mail order bride

The only way that old, ugly, American rejects could find someone to marry them. The target of the mail order bride system are young and poor women from third world countries who are desperate to leave their poverty life in search of a better one in America.

Anthony is in jail for abusing his new Russian mail order bride who is 20 years his junior.

by xntrc October 12, 2005

a-mail

e-mail sent after taking an ambien to someone you haven't spoken to in a long time (years), frequently sent between 11pm and 2am. you normally do not remember sending them until after you get a reply.

I sent an a-mail to my ex-girlfriend from ten years ago asking how her day was, and she told me to go fuck myself.

by j4646 November 12, 2010

Maily

A bubbly person. Some one very nice, friendly and a happy girl.This is a spanish name... now commonly mispelled.

Stranger: Did u meet that girl?
Friend: Of course that's Maily , she's awesome.

by lokeez March 23, 2009

Auto-mail

A type of prosthetic used in the Fullmetal Alchemist world, which is the best manga/anime to have ever existed. Could be just a replacement arm, or even a shotgun/machinegun/missile launcher for your leg. Maybe just a new finger? Who knows? It can replace any thing.

"Oh no! My d@#$ got bitten off by a dog!"
"Don't worry, get an auto-mail d@#$ to repace it!"

by Glitch in the System388 October 4, 2008

G-Mail Bomb

When a thread in your gmail account gets so many messages that it creates a new thread (over 100). Especially effective when it happens in between gmail sessions.

I checked my gmail this morning and it was empty, I logged in about 45 minutes later and my asshole friends kept talking about old movies and video games so much I had 300 useless messages broken up into 3 threads!

Dude... you were G-Mail Bombed.

by trashandsuicide October 8, 2009

Mobile mailbox

When you take a nasty ass shit in an elevator and deliver it to another floor.

Luke took a massive dookie in the elevator and sent the mobile mailbox to the lobby.

by Steeple Dave April 30, 2014