SMD Mode

SMD Mode

Stands for "Suck my dick" mode.

This is the male's equivalent of a period. Basically when you get so pissed off that all you want to say for the next few hours is "Suck my dick."

This state can also be triggered when a man's girlfriend refuses to give him a blowjob.

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Jim: "Lol, you mad Bob? I just smoked you for the tenth time in air hockey."

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Jim: "Oh damn, somebody is rustled."

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Jim: "Lol yeah, Okay. Hey Bob, can you pass me my hat?"

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Alex: "There's no use in talking to him anymore, Jim. He's entered SMD Mode."

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Girlfriend: "Dammit, for the last time, I am NOT giving you a blowjob."

Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."

Girlfriend: "Oh god, he entered SMD Mode again..."

Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."

Girlfriend: "I'm leaving."

by GuyOfLegends December 23, 2012

Abhi Mode

A game played by The Squad, where you shove both of your index and middle fingers, up someone’s ass. However this is not in anyway sexual; so it is not gay.

Origin: abhi-mode-abhi-gif

Lewis: (bends over)
Charlie: (Abhi Modes him)
Lewis: Ah, for fuck’s sake!

by the_Squad January 18, 2022

Dicko Mode

When a man is so energetic with his penis that it can break down walls with one cumshot.

I went Dicko Mode on my grandma last night.

by Dirty Mario Judha July 24, 2021

Priest Mode

Priest mode is when a bro acts or talks creepily around or about a young child(preferably a boy).

Dave: I really like to look at little boys in the shower.
Steve: Priest Mode in effect

by TheRealBarneyStinson April 24, 2014

sent mode

1:/A misdirection of thought or action to distract or mislead a person or animal in to thinking one thing but realizing it is some thing else. Some times it is used in a small form known as getting/or being "sent".

2:/The perception being manipulated to reveal the initial thought was false and upon finding out the truth fully finalizes being "sent".

3:/ A "sent mode" is the time in which the mind or perception is not fully aware or conscious of the misunderstanding of actuality.

4:/ The confusion of assuming things are the truth from the initial thought.

I say that green paper and thought it was money, it "sent" the fuck outa me.

Look he don't know i took out the most important piece, I'm sending this dude to the moon!"

I was going to get some thing from up stairs and forgot ended up sending my self.

Ima put this girl in sent mode. watch...

I sentmoded all those people yelling out "money!" and they all proceeded to look around for it.

Beginner phrases for creating a sent mode
"your pocket is untied" -sentmode
"look at the bald guy with an afro."-sentmode
"pointing at the ground telling some one they stepped in some thing" (thats not there)

-Sent mode is another form of N.L.P.

by sentmode April 20, 2014

Incocknito Mode

Going on Google Chrome or any browser that has a "no history recorded" mode, (called incognito mode on Chrome), and watching sexually explicit videos, usually to stop people from knowing that you've been watching it.

"I was watching porn on the family computer, so I had to go incocknito mode."

by DonkeyPunchQWERTY April 22, 2015

savings mode

Being very responsible with your money for a certain period of time.

Joe: Yo bro you trying to get sushi
Ben: Nah im in savings mode right now.
Joe: What you mean you're always in savings mode
Ben: I know bro the money hasn't been coming in like it used to.

by bnntcvt11234 November 9, 2018