masturbation-fueled car

A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.

Check out the tool in the masturbation-fueled car.

by Todd December 10, 2003

Masturbatio

The act of giving oneself a blowjob

Dude, I got one of my ribs taken out so I could give myself masturbatio.

by Ishmail June 3, 2008

massturbation

mass masturbation. pronounced: mass-ter-bay'-shun. dry orgy. massturbation can refer to the act of stimulating one's own sexual organs in the presence of other persons (seven or more) who are performing the same act. it can also refer to an event involving such acts. massturbation is gender-blind. verb: massturbate. someone who massturbates: massturbator. someone who is taken to a massturbation against his/her will or someone who is new to massturbation: massturbatee.

Susie: "Where were you last night?"
Frank: "Attending the massturbation at the stadium."

by mecovili October 20, 2006

Masturbationalist

Someone who is an avid enthusiast of masturbation. They take great joy in the act of self pleasure. This may include advanced techniques, controlled settings such as candle light and background music, complex fantasies and even foreplay. Masturbationalists typically have vivid imaginations and pay close attention to the details.

Undra, an avid masturbationalist, enjoyed lighting candles and listening to Kenny G while pleasuring himself for hours at a time.

by Li. N. Ken March 2, 2009

masturbation frustration

the feeling a man gets when is is about to ejaculate his load everywhere, but has to hold off at the last second for another reason

"dude why is Johhn McEnroe always so angry?"

"I think its cause he gets masturbation frustration before every match he plays cause his trainer nearly walks in on him"

by mr man1992 December 6, 2009

female masterbation

The self-stimulation of female genitals. See flicking the bean

by Big Simes January 22, 2003

Masturbation

What your 12 year old Son or Daughter starts doing once their showers go from 5 minutes to 45 minutes in length.

Make sure everyone in the house doesnt need to take a poop before you start your Masturbation session!

by Itakelongshowers May 5, 2010