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mastoconcupicense

an obcession with breasts.To hold the belief that most female breasts are beautiful.
Most men live in a state of mastoconcupicense.
by Jonrush@ETEXAS August 15, 2005
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mystic tan

a mystic tan is a sunless-tanning booth where you get sprayed with a solution that produces a natural looking tan in seconds,and days later your tan will "oxidize" and you will be left with a natural looking tan that will last for days.
Marc: Where do I get mystic tan?
Betty: - Sunset tan on 48th!
Marc:Ding! Ding! Ding!
(0riginally from Ugly Betty S01E18)
by Phoebetiger August 17, 2007
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Level-o-matic

A RPG player that only wants to raise his level, without enjoying the history and other game's features. Also known as upper.
That dude is level-o-matic.
by gianop February 18, 2007
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mystical poon

The poon of Eve. So basically, Eve was a total bitch. She listened to that dick of a snake and ate the apple from the forbidden tree. No biggie right? Wait till you hear what she did next. She puts the forbidden apple in her poon, IN HER MYSTICAL POON!, to seduce Adam to eat it ('cause we all know Adam loves poon. He did ask God for some. I mean, come on). So he's eating poon and then he eats some forbidden apple too! And the next thing they know, both Adam and Eve find out they're naked and get thrown out of the Garden of Eden ruining Paradise for future generations to come. The end.
Sometime close to 5 am...
K: HER POON WAS MYSSSTICALLL!!
(meaning Eve's mystical poon)
by sexonabeach May 7, 2007
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Mystic

Not a form, what you get when you sit in front of an old guy, just a fan term.
Gohan: Mystic.
Vegeta: WHAT WAS THAT? MYSTIC? Mystic's not a form!! It's just a fan term! OH GEE, you just sit in front of some old guy for a day and all of sudden, OW, you're Mystic! You didn't even transform, you just stood there and said 'Mystic'! And not to mention, you don't even belong in this era Gohan!! Adult Gohan doesn't belong in the Cell Era! Y-You know something Gohan...you're a loser.....J-Jus-Just go home, we don't need you!
by Speed Stick Deoderant August 2, 2008
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Team Mystic

The blue team of Pokémon GO, represented by its mascot, the Legendary Bird Articuno. The team is lead by Blanche, who is researching why it is that Pokémon evolve.
Person 1: Hey, you play Pokémon GO?

Person 2: Yeah

Person 1: Which team are you on?

Person 2: Team Mystic

Person 1: Cool, me too! :)
by SupahSmashBoy August 9, 2016
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Matice

Matice-

A stunning girl who is shy but keeps most things to herself. Her bestfriend's don't truly know her as all the depressing secrets she hides inside. She has a beautiful face and most boys find her interesting and want to snog her face off but they can't because she is so shy about herself and so insecure about her body but she is in perfect figure for anything. Matice is a lad.
Man- wow have you seen that girl

Other man- yea she looks like so cute

Man- wow is that a matice? I'm so Lucky to be in the same room as her
by chubby_charley July 9, 2014
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