monkey
a smelly, hairy animal. Ugly people believe we evolved off them because the are mad couse they look like a monkey!
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Noun; A derogatory term used to describe someone having a low skill level who cannot consciously improve his or her situation no matter how much effort is put forth. A monkey can have low, medium, or high intelligence but just does not have the ability to improve in any area of life.
Not to be confused with "loser"...the "monkey" cannot improve no matter what he/she does where as a "loser" typically has potential and can consciously improve based on effort but the "monkey" is doomed as if fate is working against the monkey. Usually wanders through life with little ambition and no direction due to poor parenting or other causes and most likely groups with losers and other outcasts.
Can be found in any profession or environment but typically found playing video games (multiplayer) and will blend in readily with other video game outcasts such as noobs, campers, etc.
Not to be confused with "loser"...the "monkey" cannot improve no matter what he/she does where as a "loser" typically has potential and can consciously improve based on effort but the "monkey" is doomed as if fate is working against the monkey. Usually wanders through life with little ambition and no direction due to poor parenting or other causes and most likely groups with losers and other outcasts.
Can be found in any profession or environment but typically found playing video games (multiplayer) and will blend in readily with other video game outcasts such as noobs, campers, etc.
What did you do over the weekend ?
"I played some call of duty MW2 online and kicked a bunch of monkey ass".
"I played some call of duty MW2 online and kicked a bunch of monkey ass".
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monkey
slang for the male genitalia, i.e. penis, especially in context of masturbation "choke the monkey," "spank the monkey" or "beat the cheeky monkey." Also see "dirty monkey." "The dirty monkey shall have his way," means "a hard dick must be satisfied."
"Skeeter couldn't get laid so he had to spank the monkey."
"The lion (condom) broke, the monkey get choked, red, red wine." -- Red Red Wine UB40
"The lion (condom) broke, the monkey get choked, red, red wine." -- Red Red Wine UB40
monkey by ANDREW OF AMERICA July 22, 2010
monkey
Monkey
pimple-popping freak on a very small leash. known to be rather "ticklicious." Unworthy of living with Terry G, Brad, or Gordan.
Monkey by Tricia Truthan August 21, 2003
monkey
what all guys in the world should be called. some are so god-damn DUMB! its hard to believe that their of the same species!
Monkey
(n.) Would you like to see a movie with
monkey sometime?
(v.) Remember when we used to sit in
front of the library and monkey?
(adj.)That vomitting over there is sure
turning monkey.
monkey sometime?
(v.) Remember when we used to sit in
front of the library and monkey?
(adj.)That vomitting over there is sure
turning monkey.