Madhouse

White coats to bind me, out of control
I live alone inside my mind
World of confusion, air filled with noise
Who says that my life's such a crime?

Tapped, in this nightmare
I wish I'd wake
As my whole life begins to shake
four walls surround me
an empty gaze
I can't find my way out of this maze

Cause I don't care
Fall in, fall out
Gone without a doubt, help me
I can't take the blame
They don't feel the shame

It's a madhouse
Or so they claim
It's a madhouse
Oh, am I insane?

My fears behind me, what can I do
My dreams haunt my sleep at night
Oh no, won't learn their lesson, white fills my eyes
And only then they see the light

by Death Menace June 21, 2023

Morning Mahogany

When you wake up wif morning wood so hard that it hurts to keep it inside your pants

Girlfriend: when I woke up this morning I saw you lying down with your dick out to the sky

Boyfriend: sorry about that, I had morning mahogany so bad it hurt to keep it in my pants

Girlfriend: don't worry, I didn't mind ;)

by The Nigerican June 22, 2011

backhandedly macho

When a man or boy does or wears something "feminine," which shows that he has guts/ balls.

Check out that football player (UK: rugby bloke) wearing a purple skirt! He obviously ain't a drag queen. He's got the muscles where nobody would dare mess with him!

I wish I were so backhandedly macho!

by Powerpasser March 13, 2018

Mahogany Slide

PooP Shoot or the Ass Hole

I want to get Balls Deep in that Mandy Moore Bitchs Mahogany Slide and Mosby on her back!

by PFARM April 28, 2006

Mahoned

Popular term used when someone has been embarrased/made a fool of/proved wrong or hurt. Same connotations as the popular phrase "owned".

The phrase was created after Alexander Mahone, the fictional character portrayed by William Fitchner in the popular American Television series Prison Break.

1) You just got Mahoned.
2) I've been Mahoned.
3) i)Awww man, just lost my green'
ii)Mahoned

by rfcjuni0r February 3, 2009

macho

Glorious man

Empowered man are wonderful. They are so proud and macho. They make the world such a better place.

by Emy121 February 23, 2020

machocist

Variant of masochist: A machocist is a male submissive who indulges in over-the-top displays of enjoying receiving pain. Macho + masochist. A show-off male submissive.

Whatta tool; the whole time he was being whipped by her he kept yelling for more; a real machochist... ended up in the hospital ER.

by Maitre D. April 15, 2004