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Lube Noob

When a man is having sex for the first time and is inexperienced so doesn't know how to use lube so is a Lube Noob.
Girl: Do you know how to use lube?
Boy: No I'm a lube noob
by BallsOutForBantu November 28, 2016
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Lubak

A sexy black man who's a talented basketball player who's ranked top five in Alberta. Lubak is also very good at math and never messes up a calculation he is a kind and loyal friend that will stay by your side by the very end.
Random girl: you're pretty cute!

Lubak: thanks you too.
by Tyrone Ayden January 22, 2019
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Lubed Up Leftovers

When morning penetration is effortless due to the slather of lube that has remained in one or more orifices since the night before.
I was supposed to be preparing for my job in the morning, but it was way too easy to just roll onto my side and slide into the lubed up leftovers from last night.
by Scruffy Judson November 7, 2019
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Lubing the O-ring

When you rub pre-cum on a chicks labials right before you cum
Yo I’m lubing the O-ring
by GainzNTrockz May 28, 2020
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Lubaschelli

A ship name for two people that aware weird. It’s scary to see them together...
Attributes:
One is dumb and one is smart
They are crazy
Girl: OH SHIT ITS LUBASCHELLI
Boy: DAMNIT REALLY. IM SO MAD
by Steggy March 13, 2021
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Group Lube

The act or attempt in getting bare-ass necked, and having many assorted persons rub scented lubricants onto your now-glistening body, so one may have a grotesque and usually sexual action preformed upon them or another person.
Guy 1: I'll get you back
Guy 2: Whatever you can do to me, I can do back 10x worse, plus I'll be grouped lubed up.

-later that night-
Guy 1: (sleeping) zzzzz
Guy 2: (group lubed and ready) (inserts balls into guy 1's anus and/or various other orifices/solid areas)
by Teh Duo May 5, 2011
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apple lube pod

The act of finding a broken (or even working) iPod and droping it in a bucket of lube then switching it to vibrate ( if possible ) and either shoving it up your vag (or your girlfriends) to pleasure yourself or others.
Guy: Last night i gave my partner an awesome apple lube pod with my iPhone while it was on vibrate. She loved it and i can still smell her pussy whenever someone calls me!

Guy 2 : Awesome bro !
by Uzumaki undead June 23, 2011
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