Kept Woman

A woman used only for cooking and cleaning, usually married.

She used to be independent now she’s a kept woman.

by Kaybird March 1, 2019

Kempf

One sweet ass last name that is occupied by the coolest couple in the entire state of Arizona.

The Kempf's are the coolest couple in all of Arizona.

The Kempf's had the best Yart Sale in all of Tucson.

by Kempf August 24, 2008

Kemp

Lazy, Slow, Lagging.

"Finish the work man, You're kemping it so hard"

by Scot Zidane April 4, 2008

kemp

To power clean a (usually intoxicated) person, then split jerk them and throw them off the top of a houseboat into the water. Usually done as a punishment for poor or unruly behaviour (such as knocking drinks out of partiers' hands), for threatening to fight (and actually fighting) inanimate objects, and for sucking at drinking games. Also sometimes done because fuck you that's why.

"If Jaime knocks one more beer out of my hand, I'm going to kemp the shit out of him."

"If Riley doesn't stop talking about how great the Liberal Party is, I'm absolutely kemping his ass."

by aquaholic_anonymous August 31, 2013

kemp

to enjoy ones sexual conquests only in ones head, and poorly attempt to fool others that these conquests are actually in reality

John: So, did you sleep with that dirtbag last night?
Chris: Erm, well, you know...(chuckle)
John: Well, did you?
Chris: Erm, well, yer, I spose so, well, erm...
John: Oh, dont be such a Kemp

by Ricardo Head March 21, 2008

Kempy lunge

Two definitions for this one.

The third dart thrown in a hand of darts, BUT the thrower must use the entire body to project the arrow
Alternatively - the unlubed trap two invasion without accurate line-up or permission

by Mayor Giuliani October 24, 2003

Kempen

Kempen is well loved and desired by many. Kempen is a fighter with a heart of gold and a soul too deep for most to understand, but once you understand his soul he will own the world for you. Kempen is a keeper.

Don't be a jackass...be a Kempen!

by I'm#just#me February 23, 2019