when a girl gives you half a handy or half a bj and doesnt finish. You wait for her to fall asleep, start stroking one off, just before you're about to blow wake her up in time to see the milk of justice all over her face.
I took this girl home last night, she said she couldnt finsih because her boyfriend was getting out of jail, i had to wait to giver her the milk of justice
by the mikes November 19, 2012
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by Quadros February 7, 2007
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An act or state where a Person A does something minorly offensive to Person B, and Person B retaliates by doing something much worse in degree to Person B so that Person A will never choose to mess around again with Person B.
In other words: when someone wrongs you and you do something way worse back to make sure they don't fuck with you again.
An act or state where a Person A does something minorly offensive to Person B, and Person B retaliates by doing something much worse in degree to Person B so that Person A will never choose to mess around again with Person B.
In other words: when someone wrongs you and you do something way worse back to make sure they don't fuck with you again.
1. That fool scratched Jim's car so Jim had sex with the fool's mom; now that's street justice.
2. That guy made fun of my brother, so I broke both his shins. Street justice, man.
2. That guy made fun of my brother, so I broke both his shins. Street justice, man.
by d. godoy April 21, 2007
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Get the Poetic Justice mug.Something only people who can afford it ever get. This generally involves lawyers in court playing word games and generally twisting everything the accused/victim/witness says. That's assuming the case even reaches court. Thanks to the Con party, the UK legal system is burdened down by the CPS (that's Criminal Protection Service) who tie the police up with red tape, give them countless pointless forms to fill in and generally make sure as few cases as possible reach court.
Mother: "It's about time you stopped believing in Father Christmas, the Tooth Fairy, fairies at the bottom of the garden and monsters under the bed".
Son: "But they're all real!"
Mother: "And then there's justice".
Son: "Oh come on. I stopped believing in that when I was about four and a half.
Son: "But they're all real!"
Mother: "And then there's justice".
Son: "Oh come on. I stopped believing in that when I was about four and a half.
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