Legendary outfielder for the atlanta braves. Yeah he won gold gloves and all that but what makes him a legend is his appearance in court during The Gold Club (atlanta strip club) scandal. Jones went to a party hosted by owner of the club, during said party Jones fucked two strippers in front of several people. Here's what happened when asked about it in court.
Prosecutor: What were the women doing?
Jones: Lesbian action
Prosecutor: What did you do?
Jones: Both of 'em. (With a look on his face that said 'What the fuck you think I did?')
Prosecutor: What were the women doing?
Jones: Lesbian action
Prosecutor: What did you do?
Jones: Both of 'em. (With a look on his face that said 'What the fuck you think I did?')
by atl princess April 24, 2005
Get the andruw jones mug.when you wake up on the kitchen floor after a crazy party, you search the place for the fedora you lost the night before and you book it out of there faster than someone can say "boom goes the dynamite."
Sean: Dude, you were so messed up at the party last night.
Drew: Yea man, I had to Indiana Jones it outta there.
Drew: Yea man, I had to Indiana Jones it outta there.
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Get the Jonesy mug.An edgey YouTuberwho gained prominence due to his satirical anime reviews and School Shooter content. He wrote a book called the triflers and is currently writing a book with sheepover called diary of a supreme gentleman a version of Elliot Rodger's Manifesto in the style of diary of a wimpy kid he is also currently trying to get in the upcoming film in the cool cat saves the kids series entitled cool cat stops a school shooting he has gotten into some drama due to his edgey content and his fans. He was kicked out of the procrastinaters podcast due to a bunch of his fans playing very mild pranks on endless Jess who couldn't handle it and gave the PCP an ultimatum keep either him or mumkey. Digi to aka digibronymlp is the leader of the PCP and made a video shitting on mumkey. in turn, a bunch of mumkey's fans showed just how much digibro contradicted himself and how much of an hypocrite he is. Mumkey is a character who has the traits of being edger than the sharpest sword, extremely depressed constantly wants to kill himself and is an alcoholic. Other characters on his YouTube channel are jumkey mones, mumkey's long lost twin cousin, and assburger
Elliot:"Mumkey Jones released a new edgey video today"
Alexa:"really? I thought he killed himself already"
Alexa:"really? I thought he killed himself already"
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2. one who drives erratically
3. a famous Grateful Dead song
2. one who drives erratically
3. a famous Grateful Dead song
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