Johannes bread

The best bread you will ever find. It is in breadville and it is haunted by bread.

I just found the johannes bread, oh nooooo.

by Joratington_anc2 January 12, 2022

Jochanon

A really fucking ugly dwarf. Literally is built like a LEGO mini-figure, heavy emphasis on the “mini” part.
This guy needs a stool to get up on a stool.
Bro is so short that grass tickles his tiny micro penis as he runs. Bro has to avoid getting stepped on by 4”5 guys. Bro tight with the seven dwarfs.

Always the butt of the joke, always the last one to get picked for dodgeball, always talks the most shit but never does anything.
Always the ugliest kid in the group.

Often makes up lies and spreads rumours, a pathological liar that always seeks attention.

Smells really bad.

I’d rather fucking kill myself then hangout with Jochanon.

by Local-fact-spitter April 18, 2022

Johan

Slang for a swedish autist, often associated with gangs in Sverges under Kungen rule

"oh no Johan is after "
"hes autistic cuh"
"ah, thats a relief my g"

by ReVerbCW March 16, 2023

JOETHAM

jowtham is a butiful guy chala is his dad joe has a 100 inch cock chala has a 100000 inher

chala has bigger cock JOETHAM

by iggjru December 12, 2022

Johana

The beautifulest rarest jewel you will meet in your life, even if she is shy and doesn’t want to show her true self she always shines regardless.

Johana is someone you want to be friends with for life.

by iluvhelokittyy August 29, 2023

fatty johamagans

big ass joints or blunts. 10g's+. also called: jibba jabbas, L'ton johns, Lumpkins, Chunksta's, or Rippa Malones.

there spun up fat and usualy rolled in a coned out baseball bat shape. Blended with all kinds of bomb buds, hash, and coke.

"damn son you be smokin fatty johamagans."

"chea, that shit sent me to turtleville."

"yo im outa my turkey tits from that johamagan."

"i'm returtled."

by GramGrizzLe December 18, 2009

Den Johannes machen

Den Johannes machen bedeutet eine absolut dumme Frage zu stellen, die vor ein paar Sekunden beantworte wurde. Wenn jemand den Johannes macht ist es absolut erlaubt ihn laut auszulachen. Der Johannes merkt oft nicht was er grade gemacht hat und muss deshalb unbedingt aufgeklärt werden.

Lehrer: Die Hausaufgaben sind zu morgen!
Johannes: Was haben wir jetzt auf?
Alle: Mach doch nicht den Johannes!

Den Johannes machen: dumme Fragen stellen

by Soso2000sososo November 6, 2018