jewsch

A jewish douche.

That jewsch wore a yamaka to the beach.

by Koko and theChief May 12, 2009

Jewsbag

Represents a Jewish guy who is a douchebag.

This guy sitting next to me in temple was texting during the service; he was such a Jewsbag.

by J-Vogz June 4, 2014

Jewsday

The day of the Jews

Happy Jewsday, man!

by Wubwubwubweeb April 20, 2019

jewsitar

A stringed instrument, most commonly found in the Hindu Kush, wearing a large black hat and having curly string-like material descending from the sides. Other common features are large nose and glasses. The sound is said to relieve the listener of all petty cash.

Dude, I once saw a jewsitar in India. Sounded like Phil Collins.
Dude. Mine sounds like Kiss.

Hey man, jewsitar isn't a Scrabble word.
*Whines* But I get the triple word score!

by TI894life June 30, 2009

jewstorm

a literal storm of jews.

It was a total jewstorm.
You totally jewstormed me!

by naughtydog1990 February 5, 2010

jewsploitation

A new film genre that does for Jews what blaxploitation did for blacks.

Examples of jewsploitation: The Hebrew Hammer and Inglourious Basterds

by somejerkwad November 12, 2009

jewschbag

a person called a jewschbag means that they are a douche bag and a jew

dude your a jewschbag

by ready123 January 12, 2010