Smell like Jared

A polite way of saying someone smells like shit.

Wow! You smell like Jared.

by Colonel Fucking Mexico March 5, 2016

Jared

Weed. Marijuana.

"Jared is an undercover term for weed"
"Call it jared infront of my mom"
"WHO HAS THE JARED PLANT?"

by UrbanDictionaryUser12 April 15, 2022

Jaredgasm

a feeling of joy that someone gets when thinking about, listening to or doing anything related to sex god Jared Leto. similar to an orgasm, but better.

while looking at a picture of Jared Leto, i had a Jaredgasm

by JAREDLETO<3 July 6, 2010

JARED HIGGINS

THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE ALMOST AS GOOD AS BRETT AT SEX AND IS VERY HOT

some person: who is this Jared Higgins kid i have not herd of
Brett: oh Jared Higgins has a dick so long he can use it as a rope
Kevin: and it is like a tree it extends in different branches and some is halfway up my ass right now!

by BRETT is better than Kevin April 24, 2019

Jared

a guy with a big dick

Wow Jared is big!

by RK67 February 12, 2018

Jared

Wilbur Soot's biggest rival in love. He is known for his muscles, fashion sense and for stealing Wilbur's girl.

Jared is Wilbur's biggest rival.

by teodoramaria1310 January 31, 2021

Jayd

The most awesomest person you'll ever meet. This is grammatically incorrect on purpose. She occasionally complements weird beards, creates an overall awesome vibe in the room, and says Good Morning when she wakes up in the afternoon/evening even though she knows its not morning.

Have you met Jayd yet? Your life isn't complete without her.

by Tweety-J.T. December 23, 2013