Insaniac 

An insane maniac.

Alternatively, an insane insomniac.

Dude, you were an insaniac on the soccer pitch!

"I'm crazy tired." "Does that mean you're an insaniac?"

Insaniac by Acelyn Dove October 8, 2011

Insomnia 

You disagree with yourself; your eyes want to close but your mind wont shut the F up. The commitee wont stop talking. The time of night when Benadryl wont work. Although your should be sleeping, you are thinking of everything from last years jokes to what your wearing tomorrow. For instance, right now I have insomnia. I cannot put away my iPad... i just cant.

Husband "you look like crap!"
Me "I have insomnia, But on the upside I watched a Dog the Bounty hunter Marathon and added to the Urban Dictonary!"
Husband "you look like crap".

Insomnia by Libbyidol May 18, 2014

insomaniac 

One who cannot sleep and has a hard time trying to fall asleep all night

Ken: Dude, I can't come! I was up like a insomaniac it's happening everyday!
Justin: Damn man. I think you should see the doctor

insomaniac by I AM COOL GUY123 September 22, 2018

honeymoon insomnia 

Interrupted or broken sleep.

I have honeymoon insomnia, I keep sleeping in snatches.

honeymoon insomnia by Richard Kopf December 19, 2007

insomnambulism

When you can't sleep, so you keep walking around and doing shit.

I couldn't sleep - my insomnambulism caused me to get up and make this dictionary entry.

insomnambulism by Draythoz April 21, 2013

Insomnia 

Something created by the infomercial makers to sell stuff you really don't want or need.

I had insomnia, and I bought this really cool pet sweater that doubles as a dish rag. It washes the dishes and pets at the same time.

Insomnia by Dwaynew February 4, 2010

imsomniac 

1) awesome green day cd, came out in 1997, i believe, has a much darker feel to it than dookie, but JUST AS GOOD.

2) often the awesomest people to be around! really wired, hyped up on caffeine, do really odd things...

1) GD Fan: "I was listening to imsomniac the other day" GD Poseur fan: "Oh... um.. ok... i don't know what that is... GD Fan: "It's a Green Day CD." Poseur fan: "Really? They came out with a new one after American idiot?!?!"

2) I can't fall asleep... yay..........

imsomniac by sexy fucker October 10, 2005