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Insomnia
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Something
created by the
infomercial
makers to sell stuff you really don'
t
want or need.
I had insomnia, and I bought this really cool
pet
sweater that doubles as a dish
rag
. It washes the dishes and pets at the same
time
.
Insomnia
by
Dwaynew
February 4, 2010
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