Real isopod hours

Real isopod hours is every hour and it is the best hours of the day

Some dude : what time is it

Everyone: it’s real isopod hours

by That one guy 225 February 1, 2018

Isopod

A CRUSTACEAN not an INSECT please do not get the wrong information. Also a wholesome memes that brings life to people.

My pet ISOPOD is named Matthew.
Do not eat ISOPODS.
Don't confuse ISOPODS with Tide pods.

by Dogpotato January 29, 2018

Italian Isolationist

Nickname giving to Kobe Bryant by the respected, esteemed, and distinguished sports analyst Colin Cowherd.

note to readers: the akron hammer, a popular new name for Lebron James, is an urban legend invented by an unreliable source in sports.

Game Script:

"The pass to Kobe, and he sinks an amazing spinning fadeaway shot!"
"Oh my goodness..."
"That right there, was a walk in the park for the Italian Isolationist."

by dirtdog177 November 11, 2009

Isonide

Someone who worships a mystical man somewhere in the skys. Can also be described as someone capable of no thought of their own, usually easy to spot because they constantly ask for help from other people to solve their own problems, or they constantly try to tell you that there is a god.

Isonide dude: help i cant decide between apple or cherry pie
pro dude: quit being such an Isonide

pro dude: Dude this guy is a huge Isonide.
Isonide dude: REPENT OR BURN!

by TankerOwner January 10, 2008

iSoldier

an apple product owner (usually homosexual) who thinks that their purpose in life is to defend all apple products no matter what their flaws are.

Guy #1: dude, did you see the news last night? some iSoldier strapped himself with C4 and suicide bombed the google headquarters

Guy #2: man he should have waited for the iC4 -- they're gonna release that next summer

by yourmamasmamasmamasmamasmama September 15, 2010

isoyf

I sit on your face

she said, ''Isoyf''

by warrenrocks247 September 29, 2015

isolation faggot

A slur for bodybuilders who workout only on isolation exercises like curls, extensions etc. that are only good for aesthetics and don't build functional strength as opposed to the "big lifts" like squats, rows, and dead-lifts that the champions use.
The underlying premise is that the bodybuilders "pussy out" from doing compound exercises because they're more demanding when compared to isolation exercises.

A: Dude this Vinayak has been working out for about 2 years now, why does he still look like the fag he used to 2 years ago?
B: Don't worry about him dude, he's an isolation faggot. He goes to the gym regularly but only does sissy exercises.
A: Ah! That explains it.

by LordVats June 24, 2017