Isolationist 

A person who separates a a family member from his/ her partner and keeps that person at home. Also bans that person from riding, going shopping, etc. Also a person that wants to keep the person home because he / she might start drama.

Her sister is a isolationist, she keeps me from going out to eat with the girl I love.

Isolationist by gccradio2015 February 2, 2020

urban isolationist 

A person who chooses to live in an expensive, popular, densely-populated part of a major city, but hates being around other people.

John: Did you hear Tony bought one of those condos in Uptown, right over Starbucks?

Bill: He bought it just to look cool; he hates having to be in crowds, wait in line, or say hello to neighbors.

John: Yeah, I thought he was an urban isolationist.

urban isolationist by RenegadeTX January 4, 2008

Italian Isolationist 

Nickname giving to Kobe Bryant by the respected, esteemed, and distinguished sports analyst Colin Cowherd.

note to readers: the akron hammer, a popular new name for Lebron James, is an urban legend invented by an unreliable source in sports.

Game Script:

"The pass to Kobe, and he sinks an amazing spinning fadeaway shot!"
"Oh my goodness..."
"That right there, was a walk in the park for the Italian Isolationist."

Italian Isolationist by dirtdog177 November 11, 2009

Italian Isolationist 

Nickname given to Kobe Bryant by Colin Cowherd of Sports Nation.

The Italian Isolationist could easily take the Akron Hammer in a game of 1-on-1

Italian Isolationist by CrunchyDeluxe November 10, 2009

italian isolationist 

a nickname for kobe bryant by that guy on sportsnation

yo man the italian isolationist is better than the akron hammer!

italian isolationist by gmac1993 November 20, 2009

Italian Isolationist 

Terrible nickname given to Kobe Bryant that is no where close to LeBron James nickname the "Akron Hammer" on any level.

Colin faile when he named Kobe Bryant the "Italian Isolationist"

Italian Isolationist by TsteelCity36 November 10, 2009

Isolationship 

Long- or short-distance relationship between two people kept apart due to shelter-in-place constraints.

Their hot and heavy isolationship was getting weird, the limits of cyber romance coming clear. She lived three blocks away from him, they hadn't been able to see the other for two weeks, each of them trapped in their apartments.

Isolationship by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020