is a derivative of the Tagalog Slang YOSI from the word SIGARILYO (cigarette). Mostly used in the Cebuano speaking regions of the Philippines.
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The isoft is what happens when a power hungry turtle neck (steve jobs) and a bottlecap glasses homophobe (bill gates)
put aside the hate for each other in an attempt to enslave humanity the isoft has one function -seek out inteligent life and consume.
The isoft works in the simple way of being used as tolietpaper-
the user wipes his ass with the durable,non stainable , polyfiber composite.
When contact between saids asshole and the isoft paper is met the isoft releases tine nanobots to invade the users nervous system instaling pointless software such as
windows 7 , java , Microsoft exel , imovie , safari
and many more.
Once the nanobots have finished the programs are booted up and now the individual is under the command of the
mega- billjobz zord.
=isoft
The isoft is what happens when a power hungry turtle neck (steve jobs) and a bottlecap glasses homophobe (bill gates)
put aside the hate for each other in an attempt to enslave humanity the isoft has one function -seek out inteligent life and consume.
The isoft works in the simple way of being used as tolietpaper-
the user wipes his ass with the durable,non stainable , polyfiber composite.
When contact between saids asshole and the isoft paper is met the isoft releases tine nanobots to invade the users nervous system instaling pointless software such as
windows 7 , java , Microsoft exel , imovie , safari
and many more.
Once the nanobots have finished the programs are booted up and now the individual is under the command of the
mega- billjobz zord.
Man- once those isoft nanobots reach the ass it's all over...
Woman- how do we stop them once there inside?
Man- you tuck your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
Woman- how do we stop them once there inside?
Man- you tuck your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
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Beyond gorgeous and some lucky bastard, not me unfortunately will be get to knock her up and live a happy life with her. I don't know him but I hate him.
I hope he has a miserable life.
Beyond gorgeous and some lucky bastard, not me unfortunately will be get to knock her up and live a happy life with her. I don't know him but I hate him.
I hope he has a miserable life.
Look her via google if you don't believe me.
That Isoyama Sayaka is so hot touching her can burn you. Damn that lucky bastard who marries her or already has.
That Isoyama Sayaka is so hot touching her can burn you. Damn that lucky bastard who marries her or already has.
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