iSoldier

an apple product owner (usually homosexual) who thinks that their purpose in life is to defend all apple products no matter what their flaws are.

Guy #1: dude, did you see the news last night? some iSoldier strapped himself with C4 and suicide bombed the google headquarters

Guy #2: man he should have waited for the iC4 -- they're gonna release that next summer

by yourmamasmamasmamasmamasmama September 15, 2010