hoot bagel

1.) used to describe a person who is not chill, very unattractive, and will most likely kill your vibe at any party.

2.) a bagel of hoot.

yeah bro im gonna call an uber and bounce, this party is full of hoot bagels.

by nochillbill February 06, 2016

death hoot

When a girl or guy takes a crack hoot then swallows a hard dick and they're head is held on it till the brink of death

Serena almost died from death hoots

by Longbean March 06, 2024

death hoot

When a person (usually a crackhead) takes a hoot of any drug that smokes and before they blow it out they go balls deep and the owner of said balls holds their head down until they flail and fart and may god be wuth them if they die from it lol is a death hoot and it multiples the effect from the drugs by a huge amount

Wow that death hoot got Serena fucked up ,the owner of the balls says "I hope you don't die"

by Longbean March 17, 2024

It’s that ain’t half hoot rogue heroes mum tour

Noun: originating in the French Alps to describe the annual knickerbocker of pro-am British cycling teams.

Could you tie a green ribbon?
Yes. I’ve been on it’s that ain’t half hoot rogue heroes mum tour.

by Thinos February 09, 2025

hoots man

There’s a moos loos aboot this hoos

that’s proper hoots man

by Chacha__ August 05, 2019

Moll Hoot

Same as a Popper. Using a bong with a little bit of tobacco mixed in with weed

Guy1: You still smoke with benny and them?

Guy2: No, they only take moll hoots now

by Stewies March 01, 2023

Hooting chuffer

Somebody who laughs when they don't know what the joke is about

S: .... And then i said your a big old goat richard
J: hahahaha
D: Ha... Ha... Ha
J: You weren't there, why are you being such a hooting chuffer?

by A volvic awakening June 14, 2018