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Job Hopper

A person that cannot, or chooses not to keep any job for a long time.

They are the type that is either too lazy to work properly, so always get the sack, or the type that expects a utopia in a job, with perfect, polite people, easy work and a nice boss.

They look in papers and on websites every weekend for jobs and don't get a degree in anything because they don't know what they want to do or they will give it up when they find the work is too hard.

They often have long resumes and not very many refrences. Being a job hopper gets harder as you go through more jobs and your resume gets longer.
John: My mum works at the cat food factory
Frank: Doesn't she work at the pool?
John: that was 2 weeks ago.
Frank: no, the soap shop?
John: she left 3 days ago.

John's mum is a job hopper
by MelWasHere March 9, 2009
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Fence Hopper

A word for a girl who hops fences from one guys house to another sleeping with every single one of them.
Tyrell: Wow, that slut is such a fence hopper
Shanice: I know, she sleeps with everyone
Tyrell: I was talking about you
by superslu123 November 2, 2009
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Engelbert Humperdinck

Engelbert Humperdinck (born Arnold George Dorsey; 2 May 1936) is a British singer who became famous internationally during the 1960s and 1970s

Famous for his hit songs-

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"There goes my everything"
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and much more.

Most people/adolescents never heard of him and his songs.
2. Wha'cha listening to?

1. Im listening to Engelbert Humperdinck.

2. Wtf is that? A sex move?

1. *Face palm
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homerball

A gift that is of higher interest to the gifter than to the giftee, perhaps given with the intent to yoink it for oneself at a later time.
See: The Simpsons, season 1, episode 9 production code 7G11; "Life in the Fast Lane"
Husband: Happy birthday, Wife! Enjoy your new golf clubs.
Wife: Thanks for the homerball, jackass.
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hamper pantilingus

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I was over at my cousin Sharon's last night and couldn't resist doing a little hamper pantilingus.
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