homerball 

A gift that is of higher interest to the gifter than to the giftee, perhaps given with the intent to yoink it for oneself at a later time.
See: The Simpsons, season 1, episode 9 production code 7G11; "Life in the Fast Lane"

Husband: Happy birthday, Wife! Enjoy your new golf clubs.
Wife: Thanks for the homerball, jackass.

homerball by supermo May 4, 2008

homestall 

verb. The act of stalling arriving home because it is a place to be avoided for a number of reasons, or because there are more fun things to do outside compared to being at home.

noun. Something that enables you to stall your arrival to home.

variations:
Homestalled, homestalling, homestaller...

1. I think I will just homestall for about an hour. There's heavy traffic on the way home and my siblings will be watching that Teen Mom show on MTV which I do not want to be around for.

2. I was going to hop on the bus, but that sign on the convenience store says "Free Slurpies" which would be an excellent homestall.

homestall by Flightning August 25, 2011

hyperballad 

Story sung with implications for the future living with mindless needs.
Supporting a viewpoint that we should throw away excess above and beyond what is necessary.

Extreme to the point of contrapositional self reference in the next cultural or metaphysical paradigm.
Hyper ballein hyperbola ballad

Our lives in the bottom half of Earth's hourglass will uncover our hyperballad.

hyperballad by One who debates for nature. March 27, 2019

Herbally Enhanced 

An inside term for pot-smokers. A creative way to say high or baked.

Q: Are you high?
A: I prefer the term "herbally enhanced."
Q:Why?
A: Food tastes better. Music sounds better. Colors are more vivid. My body feels better. Life is good!

Herbally Enhanced by Herb McKerb November 3, 2009

hammerball 

Violent eastern european team based game

I'll Kick your ass at hammerball bitch

hammerball by Contract_Killer247 May 20, 2004

Hyperballin' 

The act of using hyperbole (as a verb). Synonymous with exaggerating.

"You act like a retard like all the time."
"Dude you be HYPERBALLIN'! I only act like a retard some of the time."

Hyperballin' by Seawesome April 2, 2009

homebilly

A Caucasion, white, person with strong Hillbilly, or redneck roots that dresses, and speaks with Hip hop words,and or actions and insists, he/she is Down. Any suburbanite american that pretends to be from the hood.

A white male/female comes up to you and says "Yo! what it be, cuz?"Would represent a Homebilly.

homebilly by Barry killebrew April 21, 2008