BC haircut

This is the short, male hair style that some women get and because the woman appears less feminine it frequently guarantees no sex : The Birth Control Hair Cut.

Suzy got the BC haircut when she joined the softball team and she hasn't had a boyfriend since.

by Rex Skidmore April 16, 2008

559 haircut

A bowl cut that is faded on the sides and is usually seen in Fresno, which 559 is it's area code

Person 1: Hey dude did you seen Jimmy with the 559 haircut
Person 2: Yeah, I don't get why that haircut is so popular
Person 1: For real, it's literally almost every dude's style in fresno

by Communism_is_neat October 31, 2019

Exec Haircut

The big poofy hair that asshole executive have. Looks like a wig.

Jimmy Johnson looks great in his executive haircut.

by Chosney November 10, 2003

five dollar haircut

Five dollar haircut (aka Supercuts)

As Supercuts charges 5 dollars for a haircut, a five dollar haircut is a really sharp cut in the game of pool. This usually results with the cue ball traveling uncontrollably around the table, and ends with a fucked up leave. Just like a haircut at Supercuts.

Shit... you going for the five dollar haircut?

by Matthew M May 15, 2006

harlem haircut

when someone is asleep and you shave their head and put the hair in a bag and then you shave their pubes and put them in a seperate bag and then you cum on their head and their crotch and then stick their pubes to their head and their head hair to their crotch

when he was asleep, i gave him a harlem haircut

by poonchasers June 19, 2008

yee-yee ass haircut

Grey and Lamar both have yee-yee ass haircuts.

who here has a yee-yee ass haircut. Everyone looks at grey.

by pigman42069 February 1, 2021

haircut

A way for parents to fucking mutilate your head. For middle to lower class blue collar families, usually done so Bubba can get a nice buzzcut ot in my casr, top keep em "from gettin too emo on us...hahahaha!
I had my hair cut because it was "in my eyes, ive never heard such bullshit

mom:hey zack let's go to sportsclips to get your scalp raped i mean get a haircut!

me:how about you save me some time and cut my wrist now!

by zack the former emo June 4, 2007