alpha goober

A person who wears socks to bed, also has the bigger cock.

Man Adam is such a god damn alpha goober...

by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017

Goofy goober

Exactly what it means

Man you a goofy goober

by I would really appreciate it December 14, 2019

golly goobers

Golly goobers is a way of expressing your surprise.It is like saying OMG or Jesus Christ . This word originates from the spongebob saying of goofy goobers .

Golly Goobers! A chicken just jumped out my wardrobe !

by aev May 13, 2020

goober head

Jonathan who sits behind me at work.

What? you used all but the last half-millimetre of milk, and still put the bottle back in the fridge? you are a complete and utter goober head!

by KathrynH November 10, 2008

Gooberschnikel

An ice cream flavored with coconut milk and jasmine tea. It is traditionally sweetened with a variety of sugars (including honey, maple syrup, brown sugar). Many people complain that the jasmine tea flavor is often too understated.

I love gooberschnikel ice cream but my Auntie Shell thinks it's a little underwhelming.

by antonyminator February 14, 2010

gooberdean

"Gooberdean(s)" can function as a noun or an exclamation. Gooberdean is a way of life. Gooberdean can be used to replace the lyrics to many songs. Use it as appropriate.
Its shortened version is "gooberrt"

"Hey gooberrt!"

"Gooberdeans oooo leans"

"Gooberdeans, gooberdeans, gooberdeans, gooberdeans, gooberdeaner weiner leaner vener leannnnnn" to the tune of "Let me love you tonight"...also works well with "Take me home country roads" as well as "Part of your world" from the hit feature film The Little Mermaid.

by Bartle August 5, 2012

goober

A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name; a nickmame. The first word that comes to mind when your baby starts to crawl, walk, talk. Used only in the most loving of ways with no negative connation at all. A loving nickname for someone who is pure, innocent, warms your heart and makes you smile.

Have you seen Goober?

by Debbie January 21, 2005