ghost facebooking

When someone on your facebook friend's list is logged on to facebook but the chat status reads as offline.

I know she's online on facebook cause she's adding new friends and liking other people's status lines. Why she gotta be ghost facebooking man?

by Caballo viejo September 14, 2011

Ghost Luggage

Guido-type jacked guy who walks around with him arms extended and fists clenched like he is carrying invisible luggage. Usually found on a beach.

Just passed by three dudes carrying ghost luggage, must be getting closer to the Jersey shore.

by the franciscan friar October 8, 2013

ghost voice

when you think you hear your friend next to you say something but it turns out they didn't

-hey dude did you just say "this is your destiny?"

-no?!?

-oh must have been a ghost voice

by fyfy2300 October 12, 2013

Ghost scissor kicks

When two paraplegic lesbians take off their prosthetics and have sex.

Jill and Mary finally consummated their special gay marriage with undulating ghost scissor kicks.

by Chevitz July 21, 2014

Ghosquito

The feeling of being bitten by a mosquito when in truth there is nothing biting you.

I could have sworn there was a mosquito biting me leg, but when I went to swat it I saw that it was a ghosquito.

by October Man August 12, 2014

Ghost-Chairing

When You Move A Chair With your Feet while sitting across the desk And Say There's a "Ghost chair!"

Person 1: YO DAWG THE CHAIR IS MOVING BY ITS SELF!
Person 2: YO THAT CRAZY OH WAIT YOUR Ghost-Chairing!

by James & Matthew March 14, 2020

Trouser Ghost

When you emit toxic fumes from your behind, and it comes out of your trouser leg.

Emma: ... can you smell that?
Fred: Yeah, sorry, trouser ghost.
Emma: ew.

by TwoMuffinsInAnOven November 7, 2009