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Garfield

when you die you will go to hell and be devoured by this god of a being
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
by oskarrr January 24, 2022
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Garfield

1- Lasagna ocelot
2- lazy fat cat
3- our lord and savior
Garfield, you fat cat, why are you so lazy and fat
by Fuccyou2022022010230 January 28, 2022
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Garfield is a fictional fat orange tabby cat with stripes along the back of his head and torso from a comic strip called Garfield running from the 1970’s to now. He loves lasagna, spaghetti, cake, and most italian food. He is owned by his fictional owner, Jon Arbuckle. In most cases, people either love garfield or think it’s the unfunniest stuff ever. There are thousands of comics, a lot of books, two shows (Garfield and Friends in the ‘80’s and The Garfield Show in the 2000’s), a few movies that are animated and live action CGI. There are hundreds of mechindise including plushies, figurines, clocks, candles, radios, mp3 players, clothes, hats and much, much more. On the internet he is a monster-ish being with godly power and horrifying features. Check out r/imsorryjon on Reddit to learn more or imsorryjon on urban dictionary.
Person 1: Garfields is so bland and repetitive. Suxx azz

Person 2: HOW DARE YOU YOU F*CKTARD!!!!!

Person 3: THE OTHER WORLDY POWERS OF GARFIELD USE ME AS A VESEL TO DESTROY THE WORLD TO BRING A NEW COMING OF GLORIOUS BEINGS

Person 1 & 2: wtf go to a mental hospital nerd.
by Serbia is Awsome February 17, 2022
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an orange fat lazy cat who craves lasagna and hates mondays. in the original comic strip, he speaks in his mind, and somehow his owner jon can hear him talk in his mind. but in the garfield show, he can actually talk instead of talking in his minds, so the feline can say actual words.
jon: oh dang it i forgot to feed the fat feline

garfield: better give me my food or i'll hit you with this bat
by dagr8estgamer February 25, 2022
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Bro did u see her laying on the bed in that video.
Yea that thang was on full Garfield
by Here4dabros February 27, 2022
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GarfieldsLov3

GarfieldsLov3 is an amazing editor on tiktok who edits Andrew Garfield, Spider-Man, Tom holland, zendaya, and others. They are amazing.
GarfieldsLov3 is a great editor
by Anonymous123828171 March 7, 2022
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garfield is a show
he eats hes garfield
by ericeric123451 March 26, 2022
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