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Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess

From the latin "marcus sparticus swe'disceranus" This is the ultimate nickname to give someone, and only once you have reached mach 3.9991347592 can u achieve this...(see definition of mach rating)
a man was walking down the street. He saw a guy with long blonde hair crossing the road. As he saw this he exclaimed, "The saviour has arisen! long live lord Marc the Sparc malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess...
by Staaaaani June 19, 2004
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Domestic Goddess

A domestic goddess is someone who excels at skills that were once called "Home Economics" in the once upon a time days.
A Domestic Goddess has skills in food, decorating, sewing, throwing a party, knitting, baking and more. She may or may not be married. 'She' might even be male.

She's often considered an ideal wife by many men. And yes, she's skilled at that, too!

Think of those beautiful women who have televised cooking shows, and do everything to perfection.

And she (or he) does all this without breaking a sweat or dirtying their clothes.

And yes, she might just prefer to remain single.
I just went over to Jamie's house. His mother is like, a total {Domestic Goddess}! Their house looks like it's in a magazine and the food she made for dinner? Oh my god, I'm moving to their house. And she's a total {MILF}, too!

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Adam's gay dad is a real Domestic Goddess! His birthday party was off the charts, man!
by TottPaula February 14, 2018
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pimp goddess

A woman who can make any dude want her and make him respect her even though she on the other hand doing him dirty but she still gettin' her worth.
Girl 1:This is my man
Girl 2:Shaun or DJ
Girl 1:Nah that's J-Roc
Girl 2:What does that make for this week guy 20 or 25
Girl 1:No it's 32. But I can do that I'm a pimp goddess.
by Pymp goddess101 April 25, 2006
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Perfect Goddess

Only one exists. She can be found very easily due to her beauty and perfection. She is wanted by many, but only loved truely by one.
(Random Citizen) "Hey look its Makena!"

(Chris) "Don't you mean a Perfect Goddess?"
by not chris August 30, 2013
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Porcelain Goddess

A sex position in which the male sits on the toilet with legs spread and the girl sits on top of his dick and basically rides him. Perfect position for your girl if she wants to try topping and is usually comfortable for both parties, legs may get sore but it's an added bonus workout, it's an easy position!
Guy 1: omg i can't believe you let her top you!
Guy 2: what, she wanted to practice, it was just the Porcelain Goddess...
by Waifu!~ April 19, 2022
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Inner goddess

A word to describe the personified state of your mind. Usually used in a cartoony fashion.
Now used in unspeakably vulgar and overly-sexualized manners.
Bill, what does "inner goddess" mean?
I dunno.
by Danko Brando May 25, 2016
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meme goddess

A thicc or hot girl that happens to be interested in memes.
DUDE SHE'S SUCH A MEME GODDESS LIKE I WOULD SMSH
SAME BRO SAME DAYUM
by DAT BOI 42069 January 1, 2018
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