Bitch Glare

The equivalent to a death stare, followed by a bitchy story and gossip. It is the stare from a woman that digs deep into your soul and hurts you on the inside. It causes one to think "What the fuck did i ever do to you?"

Friend 1: Dude, that girl just gave me the bitch glare.
Friend 2: Why? What'd you do?
Friend 1: I don't know. I cheated on Francine, and i saw them talking earlier though.
Friend 2: Yup, we've all been there. It's worse than the bitch face

by yesdorothy May 14, 2016

International Garlic Day

An international day for celebrating by eating garlic. This appreciation day celebrated in the month of April was, without doubt, was invented by American individuals that later popularized it to keep the vampires away (or such things one could get away with eating garlic for).

Person A: Oh cool, International Garlic Day in 2018 took place on Tuesday, April 17th.
Person B: Aw, shucks though! That means we missed it!
Person A: Oh yeah...crap.

by Smith dux Wurd April 18, 2018

The Garlic Press

When two sisters scissor but they are actually dudes.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm tired of doing the same thing every night. Can we try something new for once?

Dude 2: One of my work buddies told me about the garlic press. Maybe we could try that?

Dude 1: I love garlic!

by The Garlic Enthusiast May 10, 2018

Pussy garlic

Any thing, situation or condition that keeps the female species away from and off of a penis.

Antonym: pussy magnet

Example #1
Person A: Hey Paul, I heard you got a new ride, what did you get?
Person B: Ya, I got a new Minivan, it's pure pussy garlic.

Example #2
I'm going to have to get a better job because my bank account's looking like pussy garlic right now.

Example #3
Why are Dan's parties always sausage fests, I mean seriously, is he total pussy garlic or what?

Antonym: pussy magnet

#pussygarlic #pussymagnet

by Pablo Cucci February 12, 2019

Sam Garlick

A person that literally no-one likes. He is a lurker among others and feeds on the sympathy of others. He does this by making himself feel bad and tries to make people feel guilty for him.

•Do you want to go to the cinema with Sam Garlick?
•Hell no! He will scrape into our conversations.

by GriiT Shift November 9, 2019

Shitty Garlic

It is an onion. That is all.

Why are you eating Shitty Garlic?

by Garlic_ December 8, 2020

Alex Glargaard Christensen

A man with huge balls and confidence because of his huge balls

Homie1: your such a Alex Glargaard Christensen
Homie2: thanks for the ball suck and compliment

by Hugeballguy October 26, 2022