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gig on the wig

1. To dance on ones hair folicules.

2. To have the hairs atop your head styled in a way that impresses people.

3. A hairdresser does a doosey on your hair style.
1. I did a gig on the wig last night.

2. Theresa's gig on the wig was hella tight.

3. Shaniqua's hurr wuz gig off da wig who does dat gurls hurrr?
by iamxjessicax December 12, 2008
mugGet the gig on the wigmug.

gig bum

A condition that arises from a poor diet and lifestyle which, when passing a morning stool results in acidic stomach acid residue remaining in the butt crack after a good wiping. Combine this with the setup of a live event, where sometimes thousands of steps are taken moving around the venue and a high humidity level; results in an uncomfortable rash forming between the butt cheeks. Depending on the severity, the afflicted will tend to move around less as the day goes on, a shower is the only known remedy. Once treated the condition can still take over 12 hours to settle. Ointments may soothe over this period, but who wants to go there?
"I pulled a 20 hour shift on Friday."
"That would have paid well?"
"Yeah it did, but I got a bad case of gig bum."
by xxX-Philby-Xxx March 1, 2009
mugGet the gig bummug.

Get My Gig on

To jerk off; to masturbate, usually with a chill or humorous attitude.
"Alright bruh, imma Get My Gig on"
by epic deltarune shit August 12, 2025
mugGet the Get My Gig onmug.

Gigging

Wrestling slang terminology for using a blade to cut oneself open during a match
"Did you see how much colour Moxley got tonight?"
"Yeah you could see him gigging the fuck out of himself when he went down in the corner"
by Weecammy August 7, 2023
mugGet the Giggingmug.

Gig oWare

Someone attracted to Underaged children, while also suffers from severe brain damage.
A person who wears a stupid attitude and has autistic behavior.
"Don't be a Gig oWare"
- Jeff Brush

"I'm kind of a Gig oWare"
- Gig Ware
by The Great Man of Jesus August 1, 2024
mugGet the Gig oWaremug.

Jib Gig

We pointed out to the leader of the band that he was having issues with his jib gig.
by anonymous May 25, 2022
mugGet the Jib Gigmug.

Gig line

The straight line created by the seam of a button-up shirt, your belt buckle, and your fly.
This term was created by the military so soldiers would dress correctly and neatly.
Sergeant Cox: “ Private Williams, Drop and give me 30, you gig line is crooked.”

Private Williams: “SIR YES SIR!”
by Flaming dumpster June 13, 2024
mugGet the Gig linemug.

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